BM

So, I'm standing in line at Wal-Mart waiting to check out. Divided items by where I store them; freezer, fridge or cabinet, on the conveyor belt. Bored, I begin to thumb through, magazines. First of all, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's PR team is kicking ass. They seem to be popping up on Supermarket Magazine racks much as the cast of "Friends". Secondly, I noticed Britney and Madonna got matching, diamond, Neil Lane, initial, pendants (pg. 37 of Us Weekly). There is a photo of them together, Britney on the left pointing to her 'B' and Madonna on the right in a similar pose pointing to her 'M'. The only thing I can think, as I giggle like Butt-head, is Bowel Movement.

I have issues.