Fuck This Fucking Game

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

The Cubs lost last night and right now Farnsworth is screwing the pooch. Stupid, fucking Cubs. What else is new? The sky is up, I have insomnia and hell is hot.

Work is killing me. It is slow as fuck. What am I supposed to do? I mean, there are only so many things you can blog about before you have nothing to say. Shim is gross. Work sucks. The website will never be updated. Sex is good. Hot Half Nekkid Jogger Man should worship me as a goddess. Most men suck, and not the way I want men to suck. Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ. If only the Ritalin would kick in. Yeah.

I have decided to have relationships from a distance. Here is how it will work. I pick out a man to ogle, imagine myself in lewd situations with him, flirt until he asks me out and lose interest. That way I avoid the whole intimacy thing. The further away the man is, the longer the ‘relationship’ will last. Hell, if I never meet the guy, I’d probably actually sleep with him.

God. Where can I find men like this?