Love in the Afternoon

Thanksgiving has come and gone- thank Whomever. My day went swimmingly, as I'm sure yours did too. After playing ref between my nephew and niece, something about my nephew calling his sister a bitch (which she is), I tried to relax with Kettle One and Diet Coke. Really, the only thing good about Thanksgiving is the alcohol. There are no presents to offset the mandatory getting together with your relatives, so alcohol is all you've got. Sadly, I'm going to be known as "The Drunk Aunt".

I can live with that. In fact, I advocate being "The Drunk Aunt". By being "The Drunk Aunt", I can demonstrate the only way to get through family gatherings.

Anyway, my pretend boyfriend is calling. I'm off to let him make google eyes at me, which has nothing to do with the search engine. Really.